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Tuesday, January 30, 2007

May Zhee's Review

Swifty’s blog is all about reviews right? So indubitably, I, the honorable guest blogger, have to do my part in reviewing something too. Let’s see…what should I review? Music? Books? Movies? Me?

I know! Today, I shall review…

a book…


I shall review a book mark.

My dad bought this book mark from Australia. It may seem meretricious, like a fake Louis Vuitton bag, but it’s 12 bloody Australian dollars. I know you’re going ‘What the-’ but please allow me to convert it to Malaysian dollars first. That would be a whopping RM36…am I wrong?

Anyhow, it’s a book mark. It’s yellow. It has a dolphin’s head. It has the word ‘DOLPHIN’ written in blue, as if people who own book marks are idiots and cannot tell that is a dolphin.

See the little yellow thing down there? That’s actually Australia. I know this because I am smart.

So that’s about it. This coquettish bookmark has slept with Harry Potter, Devil Wears Prada, Confessions of a Shopaholic, Vanitee Bee (okay actually it didn't but I want to promote my book...shit. Will Swifty charge me?) and is currently sleeping with Angels and Demons.

It is a very slutty book mark, as you can see, like your school’s librarian.

Okay. That’s all. Good night.

(Erm, that’s how Swifty succinctly ends a review right?)