Swifty’s blog is all about reviews right? So indubitably, I, the honorable guest blogger, have to do my part in reviewing something too. Let’s see…what should I review? Music? Books? Movies? Me?
I know! Today, I shall review…
a book…
mark.
I shall review a book mark.
My dad bought this book mark from Australia. It may seem meretricious, like a fake Louis Vuitton bag, but it’s 12 bloody Australian dollars. I know you’re going ‘What the-’ but please allow me to convert it to Malaysian dollars first. That would be a whopping RM36…am I wrong?
Anyhow, it’s a book mark. It’s yellow. It has a dolphin’s head. It has the word ‘DOLPHIN’ written in blue, as if people who own book marks are idiots and cannot tell that is a dolphin.
See the little yellow thing down there? That’s actually Australia. I know this because I am smart.
So that’s about it. This coquettish bookmark has slept with Harry Potter, Devil Wears Prada, Confessions of a Shopaholic, Vanitee Bee (okay actually it didn't but I want to promote my book...shit. Will Swifty charge me?) and is currently sleeping with Angels and Demons.
It is a very slutty book mark, as you can see, like your school’s librarian.
Okay. That’s all. Good night.
(Erm, that’s how Swifty succinctly ends a review right?)
I know! Today, I shall review…
a book…
mark.
I shall review a book mark.
My dad bought this book mark from Australia. It may seem meretricious, like a fake Louis Vuitton bag, but it’s 12 bloody Australian dollars. I know you’re going ‘What the-’ but please allow me to convert it to Malaysian dollars first. That would be a whopping RM36…am I wrong?
Anyhow, it’s a book mark. It’s yellow. It has a dolphin’s head. It has the word ‘DOLPHIN’ written in blue, as if people who own book marks are idiots and cannot tell that is a dolphin.
See the little yellow thing down there? That’s actually Australia. I know this because I am smart.
So that’s about it. This coquettish bookmark has slept with Harry Potter, Devil Wears Prada, Confessions of a Shopaholic, Vanitee Bee (okay actually it didn't but I want to promote my book...shit. Will Swifty charge me?) and is currently sleeping with Angels and Demons.
It is a very slutty book mark, as you can see, like your school’s librarian.
Okay. That’s all. Good night.
(Erm, that’s how Swifty succinctly ends a review right?)
